DNG Review 2016

DNG Review 2016 | Delicious Not Gorgeous

merry christmas/happy holidays! hope you had a cozy one.

some bloggers post their recipe fails at the end of the year. why pass up a chance to laugh at yourself? so here i am. and then we can look at the best posts (recipes only, no travel posts) of the year.

fails

these progress from eh, could have been worse to whoa nelly. no pictures of these because i was more concerned with trying to rescue them instead of photograph them.

roasted carrots with coconut oat crumble and tangerine yogurt: there’s a reason why roasted carrots aren’t really a breakfast thing. not bad but carrots are best in soups and stews and cakes and muffins and not at 8am on top of yogurt.

thai coconut chicken with pineapple salsa: was sososo excited for this one, but it was so bland, even when i tried using more salt and soy sauce and sesame oil and furikake to save it.

perhaps not quite worthy of the recipe fail label; rather, “well, that was a time drain.” i was convinced that sprinkling caramelized onion powder onto popcorn was going to be genius. i caramelized and deglazed some chopped onions, dehydrated them for hours, ground them up, and sprinkled it on popcorn for a big meh. tasted more charred toasty than caramelized onion-y, and i met all suggestions that i instead try toasting some onion powder with death glares.

these cinnamon rolls (recipe from molly wizenberg). didn’t use enough yeast, and the yeast was kind of old, and the cinnamon rolls were dense and bready. my dad made whole wheat pancakes that weekend, and those beat these out, despite everyone betting on the cinnamon rolls pre-consumption. sigh.

exploding portuguese dan tats. didn’t chill the puff pastry, and then when it poofed, it pushed all the custard out and onto the oven floor. they had massive craters and didn’t get to cook for long enough to let the signature black spots on the top form. but they were delicious, so this was only (only hah) an aesthetic and clean-up and smoke alarm at 1am fail.

cinnamon roll pancakes. this was a mess. i kept having to wipe out the skillet because the cinnamon/sugar/butter swirl kept sticking to the pan and burning. the first batch was a little bland, so i added more salt. but the top of my salt shaker came off, and i got a nice salt mound in my pancakes that dissolved before i could scoop all of it out. i’ve made bad pancakes before (last year yielded apple kielbasa pancakes, and in april i made gummy and slightly burnt pineapple coconut pancakes), but these took the (pan)cake for the worst.

and that’s not the only salt slip i’ve had this year; there was an unlucky pan of blondies that got a nice mountain of salt. my very nice mom helped me pick salt off the top of them for 30 minutes before we called it quits. some of the blondies were fine, but most were ticking salt bombs.

my faves

This Thai tea Vietnamese coffee cake combines moist coffee-flavored cake soaked with sweetened condensed milk and fluffy Thai tea buttercream.

if you read this site prior to august, you were on dng v1, wherein i didn’t have a custom domain and i posted things without pictures (GASP what kind of food blogger does that?!). so it’d be crazy not to include the post that announced my new site (the one you’re looking at now!) and celebrated my 3 years of blogging, as well as some thai tea vietnamese coffee cake. talk about a loaded post.

These cherry jasmine waffles have fluffy on the inside, crispy on the outside waffles, topped with cherry sauce and jasmine whipped cream.

i love tea. no fruity flavors, just give me dat genmaicha, lukewarm and unsweetened, please. these cherry jasmine waffles don’t have genmaicha, but settling for jasmine isn’t a hardship. they’re light and fruity, and i always have a soft spot for waffles.

i continue to have probs with portuguese dan tats; they taste great, but the puff pastry poofs even when i stab the dough like crazy, and custard goes flying everywhere in the oven and my pan and sets off the fire alarm. so i love how chill hong kong style dan tats (egg tarts) are to make. and of course, they’re delicious.

Greek yogurt pasta: pasta tossed in an easy, creamy yogurt sauce and topped with caramelized onions and plenty of parmesan cheese.
greek yogurt pasta with caramelized onions revolutionized my sauce making. i don’t really make hardcore sauces, so this easy, no-cook, one-bowl sauce is my faveee of the year.

these chocolate chip cookies a la flour bakery have been my go to ccc’s for 4+ years. my mom asks for them regularly, and one of my friends who got gifted a batch for her birthday back in high school has been asking for them for a while. they’re chewy and dense with crispy edges (no soft and cakey here), with irregular bits of chocolate everywhere.

your faves (aka most popular posts)

not sure if these waffles with spiced pumpkin butter and brown sugar walnut crumble were popular due to the obvious increase in photo quality, or because it was part of the widely shared #virtualpumpkinparty, or because people just like waffles.

These apricot melon basil popsicles also have cucumber, making these refreshing treats for Popsicle Week 2016 (or heck, any time there's a scorcher).

apricot melon basil popsicles. because apricots and melons and basil >>>>> kale and rutabagas and carrots. this might be summer produce deprived heather talking, but still.

This apple, spiced pumpkin and frangipane galette has all the traditional Thanksigiving dessert flavors, with a boost from nutty almond-based frangipane. || Delicious Not Gorgeous

apple pumpkin frangipane galette: fall in a galette. sounds a little intense, what with cooking the pumpkin butter and mixing the frangipane and making the apples/crust look rustic without being homely. use storebought pumpkin butter and pie dough if that sounds like too much and look, it’s already easier.

garlic, butter and noodles; the popularity of vietnamese garlic butter noodles isn’t that surprising to me.

Classic snickerdoodles from Betty Crocker. Tender sugar cookies coated in cinnamon sugar. These are perfect to make with friends and family! || Delicious Not Gorgeous

snickerdoodles are classics! and perfect if you want to drag other people to help you roll balls of dough, coat them in cinnamon sugar, bake them, eat them (maybe not that last one).

honorary mentions

This flaky Japanese pastry can be filled with sweet red bean, lima bean, sweet potato, etc. || Delicious Not Gorgeous

if this list was based off of most popular posts ever, then butter mochi and yaki manju would be included. they’re some of my favorite oldies but goodies, so ofc they deserve a little extra love, too.

have an amazing, safe (bc i am the grandma planning to stay in and watch all the new years eve specials and drink hot chocolate and maybe fall asleep on the couch before midnight and am the concerned gramz) new years! see you in 2017.

6 Comments

  1. Oh my gosh, I love end-of-year recaps and fail stories! I have sooo many of them (your poor Portuguese tarts! But seriously, the successes wouldn’t be nearly as fun without an explosion or two!). Happy holidays, and happy 2017 with lots of baking and cooking ahead!

    1. explosions do make life interesting (; hope you have a good rest of your holidays, too!

  2. This is such a great idea! I love your story about the portugese custard tarts I could practically see it happening haha. Hope you had a good Christmas and have a wonderful new year. Can’t wait to see what you bring us for 2017 🙂

    1. thanks, ruby! it’s definitely a fun way to reflect on the year’s eating and cooking and baking 😋 happy holidays to you, too!

  3. I don’t know when I first stumbled upon your blog, but I’m pretty sure it was in 2016. I recall seeing your apple pumpkin frangipane galette photo and being really stunned by it because it looks so delicious!!! So if I had to pinpoint it, I think it was that post. I may be wrong, but humor me =] I love this look back on your past year. Mainly the fact that you talk about your recipe wins AND fails! Some of them are actually pretty funny. Reading you talk about the popcorn did strike a “that should taste good” chord, but I was bummed to see that it wasn’t! At least you gave it a shot though! Now when it comes to your wins. That galette has me drooling and the dual colored popsicles definitely make up for the toastiness in the popcorn. This was awesome Heather, and I can’t wait to go along with your blog this year for your wins AND fails!

    1. thanks, danielle! that galette was definitely a highlight of the year (: maybe i’ll just suck it up and try the caramelized onion popcorn again because you’re right, it still sounds delicious.

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